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Unverified Voracity Judges 70s Mustaches
Here's something to read as you wait for Hand to make you self high-five or send you further into your depressive tailspin.STEP AWAY FROM THE GROBAN. Okay yeah don't ever talk to a Michigan player...
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Unverified Voracity Isn't Trying To Use Big Words
Duke: creating future generations of people who will crush the economy for their personal benefitWELP. Ace will have a fuller postmortem shortly, but the short version of what happened at Duke:...
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Unverified Voracity Finds Unintentional Hawk Poetry
Hey kids. The Michigan Theater's hosting a premiere of a documentary that may be up your alley tomorrow at 7. It's a documentary about a not-very-good Indiana high school basketball team:It's...
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Unverified Voracity Sends Everyone Everywhere
Alex Kile's pointless game winner [Bill Rapai]And it was the most pointless of all events. Michigan got a 2-2 tie out of a tightly contested game against a quite good Ferris State outfit on Wednesday,...
View ArticleUnverified Voracity Is Kind Of Good Still
Send Joe Dumars to space, part XVII. Trey Burke's line from last night's Magic-Jazz game: 30 points, 8 assists, 7 rebounds. actual highlights start at about a minute inBurke's shooting percentage is...
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Unverified Voracity Bids Crystal Adieu
It's over. Hooray?And lo, it ended. It ended for us before the new year, and now it's all over, all of it: the season, the BCS, the goofy bowl scheduling. Next year, there are three large games on New...
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Unverified Voracity Rants Unhingedly
Let's smother this meme in its crib, okay? In the aftermath of Nussmeier's hire you can't throw a rock without hitting an article that broaches the possibility of a QB controversy next year. [Picture...
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Unverified Voracity Outperforms Expectations
The best guy. When it comes to outperforming seed expectations, John Beilein is it.He was eighth before last season's run, so this is a list that can change quickly even for a veteran. Beilein also has...
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Unverified Voracity Braces For Departure
ROAR [Allison Farrand/Daily]SHERMAN'D. Congrats to Michigan wrestling, which took down #2 Minnesota over the weekend thanks to a dramatic OT win by heavyweight Adam Coon over Minnesota's two-time...
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Unverified Voracity Rides The Dolphin
Pretty much. Midnight Maize returns with MS Paint sidearm:I do not know why Petway is riding a dolphin.Brackets. Surveying the panoply of brackets at the Bracket Matrix gives the impression that to...
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Unverified Voracity Sows Chaos, Reaps The Wildcat
Important (not important). This is a frog. I have been exhorted to call this MGoFrog and make it a thing. I'm afraid that by doing so I will give Adidas an idea for a Michigan uniform, unfortunately....
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Pure Michigan
1/30/2014 – Michigan 75, Purdue 67 – 16-4, 8-0 Big TenAlbrecht is one of six Wolverines hitting 38% or better from three [Bryan Fuller]When your friend asks what Purdue is like this year and you tell...
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Unverified Voracity's Policy Is To Attend Press Conferences In The Nude
Check your spam folder? Faced with the prospect of a potentially contentious Signing Day presser, Michigan tried to defuse things by inviting select media to talk to Hoke, whereupon he could issue the...
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Unverified Voracity Isn't Perfectly Accurate, Surprise
Penn State on the docket. Michigan goes to Happy Valley for their first-ever games against the nascent Nittany Lion program. As you might expect, Penn State is not particularly good. They're 4-17-1 on...
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Unverified Voracity Finds Oompa Loopa All Stars
God Bless America...and small dogs! #2ndannual#findyourinnerpeacepic.twitter.com/WW9HnoqdrC— Zoltan Mesko (@ZoltanMesko) January 17, 2014ATTN: New Yorkers. Rather large game approaching on the 23rd. If...
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Unverified Voracity Contains Olympic Spoilers
If you're invested in ice dancing outcomes, stop. A couple other bullets to space it out. We have heaping helpings of OH-LOL to do that. Detroit doesn't even have an NFL team. I mean, this is just an...
View ArticleUnverified Voracity Replaces Suit Guy
SOUNDS ENCOURAGING. Oy.Michigan OL coach Darrell Funk says young linemen must move forward, 'we don't have any choice'I already bombarded you with grim news about the OL yesterday, so I'll forgo that...
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Unverified Voracity Wasn't At Full Strength
Surprise. You're probablynotsurprised."MICHIGAN HAMPERED BY STARS' NBA CONTRACTS"They did show McGary with like two minutes left, so I guess we're even?Kind of good. Tim Hardaway's assertion about a...
View ArticleUnverified Voracity Goes Fast
Praise to all available deities. I know it's 50/50 whether this is real or "we want to be aggressive" annual offseason pablum, but I'm storing my cynicism because I need it to be the former. Devin...
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In Soviet Unverified Voracity, Otter Eats Crocodile
BASKETBALL. This is Henri The Otter Of Ennui's brother, Hank The Otter Of Swank. He's trying to eat a crocodile.He has been watching Michigan basketball and is feeling rather metal. \m/Don't drink?...
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